The lengths to which people would go to enjoy the orgasmic exhilerations of multiplication! How much of nocturnal pleasures our folks indulge in is most evident each time I board the bus. Don't these people have anything better to occupy their minds with? Severely entertainment starved they must be! Gifting a Nintendo to each of these hyperactive sex-machines will help plummet our burgeoning population.
Problems are aplenty, though! Ours is an intellectually sterile and religiously fertile civilization... a combipack that results in us reproducing like bunnies!
BTW, I reckon our bus conductors have more 'people' skills than the HR managers being mass-manufactured by the nondescript business schools that have sprung up all over our country.