A testimony via Sulekha by one of my readers

(I've edited the grammatical flaws)

Hello Deepanjan,
It was fun reading both your columns.You have an art to make your topic interesting. Not bad. Have fun..and good luck for futher topics. Wish u well.
HazelEyes

(BTW, I've forgotten my Sulekha id & can't contact my 'hazeleyed' admirer!)

(...Nope! There was a problem with the Sulekha web servers!)

Comments

Vivek said…
Congrats! How's the view of the moon (considering u must be over it)?
deepanjan said…
Did I blow my trumpet too loud?
Sorry!
Sameer said…
Hey, repeat that 'sorry' a million times and yet you will fall a billion short before we forgive you for blowing your trumpet.

Or is it the effect of my earlier comment listing the seven sins you must refrain from commiting, to avoid being stung by a bee?
deepanjan said…
So Robert & Sameer have struck an alliance to pull my legs.
Vivek said…
Have not! But great minds think alike.
Rakesh Kumar said…
hi Deepu & hey Guys whats up there..
yesterday i took out some time to read ur's recent blog's.. I had to download WordWeb , as half the words were just bouncing above my head.
It's fun to read Sam Bhai's comment's.. Keep it going Sam.
Hi sittu & hi Rob
deepanjan said…
WOW Rakesh!
I thought u were a lost entity in geekdom. Welcome to my blog!
As u can c, my pages are more interesting than bitmca02, thanks to amoebas like Sittu, Rob & Sameera.
Your joining the club (of course, in a higher avatar than an amoeba)would be a nice thing.
sittu said…
so, kaabil, u r still alive. welcome onboard.
And Deepu , Is "HazelEyes" ur pseudonym???
deepanjan said…
Sittu, I don't have a split personality. If I had, each of my posts would get a thousand comments from my alter ego!
Zoya said…
Hey this comment is quite true...your blog is very interesting. Even my mom reads it (hi mom!). The other day she said to me, "This Deepanjan seems very intelligent."
sittu said…
u want us to believe that all those comments in the name of sameer and sebastian are actually posted by them???
deepanjan said…
Zoya, your comment almost made me jump over the moon! If only G (Gravitational Constant) could loosen me a bit!
deepanjan said…
Sittu, I would die a thousand deaths before I assumed Sameera's minuscule persona.
No comments about Sabu!
Sameer said…
Hiyo, Zoya!! I had started wondering where our leading lady was while there is so much action going on over here.

D..Did you say your mom reads this blog??? I hope she is as sprightly as you are cause I am still a bit flustered about a particular comment I made a few days back.
The real Sittu (Saurabh Kumar) said…
Hey, I just visited this idiot, ignoramus little lamebrain, this….this imbecile jackass Deepanjan's site for the first time in my life today and I find that for past 1.5 years, somebody else has been posting comments in my name (Sittu).

I am sure it is Deepanjan himself who has been posting these comments to show off his fan following.

Shame on you Deep, you @#$%&!!!

Important: - Please do not believe Deep (pretending to be me) if he tries to convince you that he has not posted this comment. In the meantime, I am trying to find a knife to slit his throat.
deepanjan said…
So one of my fans has a split personality!
What a high-profile fan following!
Sebastian said…
His way of blowing his own trumpet was so Deepangan-esque
jahnvee said…
A trumpet is meant to be blown out loud..u deserve it Deep!!

I forgive u for misspelling my name :)
sittu said…
hey I never knew my vocab is so good....
Vivek said…
Rakesh, its good to have you back.

And Deep what the hell do you mean when you call me an 'amoeba' of all things. Getting too big for your boots, are you? Maybe it's time for another Christ-College-style attack. What say?

It's one thing having loyal readers like me & another to treat them like dirt. I didn't particularly relish that comment of yours.
Sameer said…
As I garner more and more support in my day to day battles with Deep and as he invariably ends up on the losing side, he seems to be on a recruitment drive to muster his forces by inducting both foreign and Indian mercenaries.

What do you say comrades? I feel this war is going to be a long and a bloody one.
sittu said…
Vivek, u r right. okay in case of another christ-college, i call for his nokia 6681.
Sameer said…
Way to go Vivek!! Tell me if you need any help in squishing this cockroach.
Sameer said…
You guys have any idea which burrow that filthy rat could be hiding after receiving so many life threats?
Vivek said…
In the arms of some female whose asses he's so keen to kiss.
Sameer said…
Hey Viv, I completely support you and understand the reason for your anger but let us not resort to sleazy words and cheap talk.

And please don't get cross at me for saying this.
Vivek said…
Chalo at least you got to fathom my anger from the comment before Deep deletes it. Yeah, I agree .... sleazy words & cheap talk aren't required where a good bashing should suffice.
deepanjan said…
OK, I take my word back. I upgrade Rob, Sameera & Sittu to Homo Sapiens.
The afterglow of my original post has been an embarrassment to me.
Vivek said…
Sooooooooo, now you've taken to playing God. Incorrigible, aren't you?
deepanjan said…
Playing God? Not me!
I offered the upgradation on humanitarian grounds.

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